Here are some of my favorite Ron Paul “facts” and some i added myself…

• Ron Paul doesn’t go to the gym; he stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
• When Ron Paul delivers babies, he doesn’t use his hands; he just reads them the Bill of Rights, and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
• Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes; he kills them with his bare hands.
• Jesus wears a wrist-band that says “What Would Ron Paul Do?”
• Ron Paul is the leading proponent of gun control—both hands firmly on your weapon of choice.
• Ron Paul can fly, but he doesn’t, because it isn’t in the Constitution.
• King Midas once shook Ron Paul’s hand. Nothing happened.
• It turns out that Ron Paul let the dogs out; they were being held without due process.
• Before Rudy Giuliani goes to bed at night, he checks his closet and under his bed for Ron Paul.
• Ron Paul didn’t invent the internet; he invented electricity and showed it to Ben Franklin.
• Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
• Ron Paul doesn’t drink tea; just water from Boston Harbor.  
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To vote for Ron Paul.
• Ron Paul can read minds, but he doesn’t, because that’s an invasion of privacy.
• The man in the moon taught his kids to look up at the earth to gaze at Ron Paul.
• Ron Paul can kill two birds with one stone, but he doesn’t, because he’s so in favor of non-violence.
• Ron Paul’s hemoglobin contains no iron; it’s on the gold standard.
• Ron Paul doesn’t pee; he liberates urine.
• Ron Paul gave up bowel movements when he was first elected to Congress; he’s that committed to getting rid of government waste.